Few awesome steps of my life

I was thinking, chalo ye kaam bhi khatam!

These are not my steps, though! 

What next from here? IIM walo se to degree le hi li. Actually it is diploma, but it does not sound good in a sentence.

Imagine a sad 70s movie scene:

Hero (that will be me here :D): Maa, aaj teri tapasya aur aashirwad rang laayi, tera beta MBA ka imtihan paas ho gya…

Until now the mother is like a dancing leprechaun at the end of a rainbow with a pot of gold. (I know the line does not make any sense. But I got this line from Internet and I had to make use of it, so I thought- Why not here?)

Actually until this part of the sentence the mother’s face is lighting like a 400-watt bulb.

Hero: (continues…) ye dekh mera diploma !               

Suddenly there is darkness all around and a sound of loud slap.

Maa: c****ye, teri saari fees mein to 10 B.Sc., 20 B.Com 30 B.A. aur 100 Bihar University ki degreeya aa jati, aur tu laya sirf 'ek DIPLOMA'

Now again cut back to the 400 watt bulb phase:

Hero: (continues..) Maa ye dekh meri degree

Maa: Mere laal, aaj tune meri mamta ki laaj rakh li

Basically you got the point. So I continue with my monologue.

I never thought I would feel so elated on being a part of that monotonously long process with some really silly and useless steps. But here I was, beaming like a 2-year old child facing his first candy of life. When I think in retrospect, did I make the right choice by skipping my Engineering convocation? Aur wahan to puri degree mil rhi thi !

While in the current process there was a particular step where we had to bow down when the Chairman says “blah blah blah, some more blah blah blah... Ending with 'in words indeed' ”. Basically we had to ignore everything and care for “… in words indeed” and bow in unison at this very point. For this particular step, we (195 students, 1 PGP chair, 5 lazy PGP staff and a certain Mr. Malleri) practiced for exactly 47.67 times. A good idea but one that does not works.

Here are the few flaws in the process that are at the top of my mind right now. I am pretty sure there are many more.

1. What if chairman had a fight with his wife and he thinks of taking revenge on 195 innocent lives. So he repeats the phrase at the end of each sentence. Imagine the scene.
2.  What if he is in a very good mood and he thinks of have some fun.
3. What if the Director himself turns out to be the chairman? Well for IIMI people I don’t need to explain anything more. For others read this… And please don't imagine anything at this point. Khayal to tumhare honge, aur lagni humari hai.

There is more to share. But I guess this much rant should be enough for now.


P.S. : I have used a smiley in this post. Surprisingly Blogspot does not provide such a trivial thing in its features and I really had to work hard to include it in my post. So even if you don't value the post, atleast value this effort... :P :) ;) :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D