Breaking News: Liquidity and Volatility arrested on charges of Contraction' murder

Special Correspondent, Tarun Goyal

DALAL STREET, FINANCE CAPITAL: In a sensational revelation Liquidity has been help responsible for the murder of Contraction, as a result generating an environment of 'total spread'. Preliminary investigation shows that Liquidity was unhappy with the way Mr. Capital Market was acting on behalf of Mr. Foreign Exchange. To stop these two and avenge for its beloved High Money's rape Liquidity attacked Contraction. 

File Photo: High Money

It is known that Contraction was a business partner of Capital Market and Foreign Exchange. More important is the fact that Contraction was the prime accused in the case involving High Money's rape. Only last week he was released on an interim bail pending the hearing of his appeal. Till further reports come Volatility has also been taken into custody as a partner-in-crime with Liquidity. 

"We are monitoring the situation closely", said Leverage, the public prosecutor for the case. He is also the attorney general in the famous case involving Risk & Growth.

Some report term that the whole chaos is because of the promiscuous nature of High Money. Although no one is ready to quote anything but on conditions of anonymity some said that High Money has illicit relationship with both Capital Market and Foreign Exchange. It was only when Contraction tried to molest High Money in a party thrown by Capital Market that the situation got out of hand.

Right now no one is sure where is High Money. She is an important witness in both the cases, involving her rape and the murder of Contraction. Pranab Da, on condition of anonymity has said that Sardar has abducted High Money and is holding her captive in his private mansion situated at Mint Road. 

Chika(centre) trying to reason with Pranab Da(right), who has accused Sardar of abducting High Money as Sardar(left) looks on

Until further notice the general public has to do without the sensuality of High Money and pray for Liquidity's release.